Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2013

Transcript:

Breezy: OK, there's a secret passage into the castle that I can take this boat through. Rescuing Rip will be a snap! If Cobra puts up a fight, I'll make her look like a real pirate: toothless and missing several appendages. TNT: She's no cream-puff, so watch out. Breezy: I can't believe I'm doing this. It's like prom all over again! TNT: Wait! Breezy: No, TNT, you can't talk me out of this! It's go time! TNT: No, could you just bring me back some of the castle's plum brandy? My cocktail's getting low.