Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 02, 2013
June 01, 2013
June 03, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story from his childhood... TNT: Snicker. What a tall tale, Ripster. Rip: Wow! You're as loyal as that mutt who wants to sell his masters baked beans recipe! Steve: Enough! Tell me what I need to know or I'll put a bullet in your dog's brain! What is he, some sort of collie/springer mix? Rip: You know what? I've been trying to find out his breed since the day we met. TNT: Uh, with all due respect to your storytelling, Rip, there have been some outlandish, one-sided stories told about our first meeting. Rip: Outlandish? TNT: Oh, now you're a parrot? Yes, outlandish. Here's how it all started. Deep in the forests of Kodiak island! Rip was about to get up close and personal with a grizzly!
I hope that we get to see Rip beat the tar out of this bum. This guy ties him up pops him in the kisser and waving that gun around and all. Not to mention TNT’s disgustingly disloyal. Tie that mutt to the doghouse and give him a bowl of water. TNT is a worthless, flea and tick infested longhaired dog that has being cute to look at is all that he has going for him. Oh yeah, he talks too much.