Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 17, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: Cobra, what you've told me changes everything! Cobra: Not only do Rip and I have a kid, but he dumped me barely a year into our marriage. Breezy: He - he's a divorce!? Cobra: Not a dime in alimony either... which is why I had to become a pirate queen. Breezy: Oh, you poor dear! Cobra: Hey, let's not get huggy. Just concentrate on how you hate Rip now.
Chrisdiaz801 about 11 years ago
Cobra really can shed those crocodile tears, can’t she?
Fly On The Wall about 11 years ago
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive! Time to kick Cobra to da curb!!!!
asklud about 11 years ago
Keep in mind that Breezy is the “Anti-Cobra”… She’s naive enough to eat all the baloney that CC is feeding her!
poniack about 11 years ago
I think she only put on a robe. And I bet she did it because Dan caught flack over her sleepwear.
PMark about 11 years ago
She was alone wearing her sleepwear in her apartment/house when Cobra barged in. When she went to get the wine, she took the opportunity to put on a robe.
APersonOfInterest about 11 years ago
Boob to Boob communication … I likie !!!!!
johnrussco about 11 years ago
just remember a Cobra is still a snake in the grass
Vermont Premium Member about 11 years ago
I thought she was wearing short shorts when Cobra came in; I too was wondering what prompted her to change her outfit. And I hope Breezy remains naive. I mean, everyone in this strip personifies an extreme – T.J.‘s the reliably consistent coward, Breezy’s the quintessence of innocence, Cobra’s the relentlessly seductive femme fatale, Rip’s the indefatigable hero. And Dan’s the creator of the best written, best drawn, and best colored comic strip to come along since Calvin and Hobbes. Just thought I’d toss that in there.
alleyoops Premium Member about 11 years ago
Breezy: “Oh poor Rip. I’ll marry him and help him pay his alimony.”
joe-b-cool about 11 years ago
Huggy is good!
DorianKTB about 11 years ago
Um, don’t you mean TNT is the coward?
Fuddy Duddy about 11 years ago
My prediction: around midnight tonight (Saturday at the latest) Rip is going to discover how Cobra and Breezy are cat-fighting about him. When he does, he’s going to ditch them BOTH as too complicated for a man of action.-You read it here first.
Fuddy Duddy about 11 years ago
Or maybe the ditzy blond from “Last Kiss” will stumble into this strip, and cause Rip to slobber. That works too.-You read it here second.
Jason Case about 11 years ago
If compassion is our weakness Cobra Queen has used it.
Jason Case about 11 years ago
I mean her weakness.