Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 02, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: Don't tell Rip, though. Rip: Don't tell Rip what? Breezy: Cobra wants to make a wish to see her cuddly kitty one more time. Rip: Breezy, she never had a kitty... unless she means the tigers she tried to feed me to. Cobra: Ugh. When are you going to get over that? Rip: Uh, never! You know I hate to punch cats! I can't get over it, just like I can't get over you! Cobra: Y-you're not over me? Breezy: Let's change the subject, shall we?
This is starting to read like Mary Worth on acid.