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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2013
August 09, 2013
August 11, 2013
Transcript:
Master: Take us to the tiki, or this redhead will be flying her chopper through a straw for a week! Cobra: Do your worst! Breezy means less to me than the MTV music awards! Breezy: What about Rip? If he finds out you let me get hurt, he'll turn against you for good! Cobra: I don't need you to be my conscience, Breezy. Breezy: Why not? Is there a talking cricket around here that I don't know about?
Cobra never listens to her own conscience – what help would a talking cricket be? (In the original story, Pinocchio steps on the cricket – and the cricket doesn’t sing either.)