Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2013

Transcript:

Breezy: Rip, kissing you is great, but I can't help worrying about Cobra! She's trapped alone with Feng Shui Kelly, who's kinda gross! Rip Haywire: You're sweet. Feng may be a sinister diamond smuggling tycoon, but he's an amateur! Feng Shui Kelly: You are sweeter than Splenda and just as deadly. Cobra Carson: Feng, there's nothing artificial about this gal. Feng Shui Kelly: Come here, you spicy minx! Cobra Carson: Uh-uh, unless you want to see real blood on your diamonds. Breezy: Do you think she's pulled her knife on him yet? Rip Haywire: Only if things were getting serious.