Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 02, 2013
October 01, 2013
October 03, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: I'll finish tying down the chopper. Go check on Cobra. Feng Shui Kelly: My girlfriend dumped me because I stole her family's diamond mine. Crazy, right? Cobra Carson: You'll find a girl who won't get upset about trivial things, Feng. Feng Shui Kelly: You-you really think so? Is it because I'm so devastatingly handsome and charming? Cobra Carson: No, you have diamonds and a fancy yacht.
Diamonds are forever.