Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 25, 2013
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Rip Haywire: Feng, your killer is a yeti, and she's going bonkers! What do we do? Feng Shui Kelly: Relax... this is a magic ring that imprisons yetis. I got it on sale from Jared! Monster: <KA-ROAR!> Rip Haywire: Not so fast, mountain-goat breath! You (humph!) weigh more than Garfield after lasagna night the spaghetti factory!
Garfield and Healthcliff are both lame. You better pick better role models, blue hulk yeti…