Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2013
November 05, 2013
November 07, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Listen, Mayor McRib, or whatever your name is... if you want me to get you to the island, I'm going to need to fix this leaky boat! Mayor: Ree-ree Man: Mayor Porkfatington believes we can hammer out a deal. He's on the phone with one of his most trusted advisers... a solution to this crisis will soon be at hand. Mayor: Ree-ree? Ree. Ree-ree-ree! Man: His adviser suggests adding more water to the boat.
Just like in the old Laurel and Hardy films, “A fine Kettle Of Fish!”