Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 10, 2013

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Cobra Carson: You've got to get this thing off me, Rip! Rip Haywire: They're getting away! Cobra Carson: Focus, you lug! In about one minute this neck you love to kiss will be permanently removed from this scrumptious body! You've got to do something! Rip Haywire: *sigh-* you're right! Ok-grunt-umph! Wow, this thing is on tighter than the jeans I wore in the '80s! Cobra, it won't budge! Cobra Carson: Run, Rip! Save yourself! You'd just blame me at the pearly gates for blowing you up! Rip Haywire: If I'd let anybody puree my guts on a wall, it'd be you, my love grenade! Cobra Carson: Rip, I've never let any man get as close to me as I've let you- Rip Haywire: Since, we're dying and I'll hopefully never have to repeat it- I love you! That son of a-