Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 20, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: You're dumping me for the redheaded ditz... AKA my best frenemy?! Rip Haywire: Hold it! You dumped me, remember? After you tricked me into a fake marriage! Then you ran halfway across the globe to become a criminal pirate queen! Cobra Carson: (Huff!) If you're going to hold reality against me... I bid you adieu. Rip Haywire: Bid wha...? TNT: What does this have to do with Ebay?
I bid you adieu and fifty cents.