Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2013

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Uncle Spur: Breezy, are you sure about this haywire fella staying at the ranch? Breezy: Oh yes, Uncle Spur. Uncle Spur: But, Chile, some men are like wolves... no matter how hard you try, you can't housebreak 'em and they shed all over! Meanwhile... Man: Get ready, boys, I can see that fat tycoon's chopper a-comin' round Randolph Scott Mountain. Voice: Clyde, you were right about this scope, it's just as good as the ones that weren't on sale at dollar sniper!