Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2013

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Ka-konked him good! Or is that well?

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    Fly On The Wall  almost 11 years ago

    Now there’s a Ka-Konk I can respect!!! Hope theres more in the future!!

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    McGehee  almost 11 years ago

    Uh, Rip? When Dutch told you your head was your most formidable weapon, are you sure that’s what he meant?

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    Lektio  almost 11 years ago

    It is a little-known fact that Rip’s great-grandfather was, in fact, a Feegle.Don’t ask about the courtship. It was odd.

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    johnrussco  almost 11 years ago

    this is the way it’s done you just use what you can to get er done. you don’t think about it you use what is available. One time I was locked up rolling around on the ground with a guy and I put my index finger IN (YES in) his eye and tried to rip it out. Guess what happened next? ….. He put his finger (even though I do not know which one) in my eye and tried to do the same to me. we were on the ground (I was on my left side) a head butt to the nose then a knee to the strike zone then it was over as quick as it began. my left eye was blood shot red for days. This guy (Jessie) and I became pals. chalk another one up for experience.

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    lecrenb  almost 11 years ago

    Ka-Konk! Good one… I hate it when pesky lawmen get in the way of a damsel in distress story…

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 11 years ago

    I head ka-Konked the sheriff but I did not ka-Konk the deputy just does have the same ring to it. Oh well.

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    Dragoncat  almost 11 years ago

    Don’t you just love how Rip is so hard-headed?

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    Fuddy Duddy  almost 11 years ago

    What – you want Shakespeare with your comics? (I’m smiling :-)-Anyway, time to get that nasty sheriff into a cell with a couple of outlaw bikers.

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    DorianKTB  almost 11 years ago

    Still laughing over “I was a nightmare in pre-school!”

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