Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2013
Transcript:
TNT: We have to hurry! Rip can't distract your kidnapers forever! Man 1: Your folksy wordplay hurts worse than this lamp! Uncle Spur: No coyote is gonna enter my hen house without a tussle! Meanwhile... Man 2: Who is that guy? Man 3: Whoever he is, he's picking us of one by... Man 2: One by what? Ray? Eight? Eleventy two? Rip Haywire: One, and shut up!
Ka-Eleventy Two by-golly!!!