Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I see you got my note and plane ticket. Voice: I did. Rip Haywire: I'm glad you used it. Rip's Son: Well, a boy likes to be with his dad during the holidays. Maybe you'll buy me an elf on the shelf? Rip Haywire: I'm going to pretend that you just asked for a bazooka.
A Red Ryder BB gun?