Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2013

Transcript:

Cobra Carson: Hello, Lawman. Rip Haywire: Cobra, don't take this the wrong way, but why are you here, and does it involve something treacherous? Cobra Carson: Oh, Rip, don't be ridiculous. You know how I love vacationing in arid, no-horse towns. Being a pirate queen isn't as lucrative as it used to be... I barely escaped... uh... retired with proper compensation. Rip Haywire: Well, as long as you stay on the side of the law. Cobra Carson: Rip, you're such a kidder!