Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2014
January 15, 2014
January 17, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: My first week as Sheriff, and I'm already driving to meet a villain. What a great job! Man, I wish villains would start wanting to meet closer to home! This truck gets terrible gas mileage! Whoa, big fella, don't make me write you a ticket! Ah, man, I just had this thing waxed!
Driver’s side “T” bone. A softy or ordinary guy or gal would be dialing 911 right about now, or would be totally incapacitated but we all know that Rip is NOT an ordinary guy! I’m like Bruno Zeigerts that I pity that driver. The first Jeep got all shot up and the second one just got Ka-Slammed and no doubt a total loss. I wonder how many vehicles our boy will rack up before he quits or gets fired!?!? lol