Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2014

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Cobra Carson: Rip, I need to tell you something very important. Rip Haywire: Oh-no you're not trapping me into sharing my feelings again? Cobra Carson: No, not that- remember that night when I came to your hotel room? Rip Haywire: Vaguely- was it when you drugged me, stepped on my heart for the umpteenth time and stole the ghost compass? Cobra Carson: Well, I want you to know why I did it! It wasn't for the money- it was for you. Rip Haywire: Oohhh thanks, remind me to have a bomb sniffing dog handy when you send me birthday presents. Cobra Carson: Would you shut-ooooh, just listen to me! Rip Haywire: I do have some time on my hands.