Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2014

Transcript:

Breezy: That tunnel to Elk Canyon is closed like a Chick-Fil-A on Sunday. So how did the van I saw at the murder scene get through there? There's got to be an explanation! TNT: Is the "Weekend at Bernie's" remake thing still on the table? Breezy: This is where we saw the body. But now there's nothin'! TNT: I don't see anything. It's Valentine's Day, Breezy, shouldn't we be goring ourselves on bonbons, not murder? Breezy: Chocolates never got in the way of Jessica Fletcher, did they?