Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2014
March 25, 2014
March 27, 2014
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Tell me about yourself, Rodeo Jones. Rodeo Jones: What's to tell? I'm the foreman of the largest ranch in the county... the Stardust. That means I'm the toughest and bravest man in all of starlight. Cobra Carson: Not the mention the cockiest. Rodeo Jones: And when payday comes around, there's nothing that's too expensive for my lucky lady! Cobra Carson: Don't count on it, handsome. The black market here is seriously overpriced!
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think Jones needs to come to an agreement with Cobra about exactly what constitutes a “lucky lady.” He’s in for a shock (or a knife, whichever is handiest).
mntim over 10 years ago
Bragging around Cobra is like putting hot mustard on a hot dog. There’s a point of diminiscing returns.
Phatts over 10 years ago
You can tell right away this braggart is really “nobody”.If he was “somebody” he wouldn’t have to wait until payday.
warjoski Premium Member over 10 years ago
She’s really out of his league. Actually, I think they aren’t even in the same sport.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
What she wants, he can’t buy…