Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 16, 2014
Transcript:
Girl: Sheriff, somebody just started shooting at us out of the blue! You can relate, right? R.J? R.J.: She's right, Rip. We were chasing after her horse, got lost etc... etc... Girl: I think he bought it, R.J. R.J. Heh. Great. Horse: Hurf! Huff. Huff! Rip Haywire: You're right. Their story has more holes than Miley Cyrus' jeans.
More holes than Fearless Fosdick’s suit & body…