Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2014
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Transcript:
Man: Spur, this new product will revolutionize your gross food business! In a recent poll, when asked if they prefered real food to Ingredient X... Col. Sanders, The Big Mac police officer guy and the noid said they dug Ingredient X! Spur: Oooo! Experts! Man: Now, would you want that in "pink Slime" or "rendered hog fat" flavor? Spur: Both! Both!
CountAnton over 10 years ago
This reminds me. I watched ‘Food Inc’ recently.
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
I get the feeling Spur is not familiar with Domino’s or KFC. Ouch, that’ll cost him.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Mmmmmm, pink slime.
Fly On The Wall over 10 years ago
Should work….we Americans love that kind of sewage
techson1 over 10 years ago
Kinda reminds me of “Mr Haney”? I can almost hear his voice while reading this!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Oh I forgotten about the Noid! Someone refresh my memory banks!
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Funny how the salesman used defunct (or dead) mascots in his “poll”.
Sayman over 10 years ago
“Avoid the ’Noid” – Domino’s Pizza.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
ka-yuck
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
I called this yesterday!! Hah Hah!
quartermain over 10 years ago
Let Spur spike your diet.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Mix the two and you’ve got ‘Pink Hog Fat’ flavour… yummy!
lecrenb over 10 years ago
For a real expert, get a dog… where’s TNT when you need something taste tested?
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 10 years ago
Hmmm…what exactly is a,‘Sloppy Spur’?
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Wait a minute! The Big Mac Police Officer Guy is still alive?Even after sampling Ingredient X?!!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Never before have I craved a salad so badly…