Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: No, please! Don't make me watch "West Side Story"! Rip must face his fears to save the town of starlight from a fate worse than doom! Ka-boom! Rip Haywire: I feel... pretty... I feel pretty and witty... wait, what? The rain! It's suppressing the mountain's nightmare hallucinogens! Now to save the town, and get back to repressing my fears into a hot little ball that I can pretend doesn't exist!
What was that last word in there again, Rip?