Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2014

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Rip Haywire: The medicine woman said this would cure you of ingredient X's super-fattening side effects! Breezy: What if it doesn't? Rip Haywire: Then I'll love you as you are, until Ingredient X makes you explode into gooey bits. Breezy: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. I-I think I'm gonna be sick. Rip Haywire: Not in my direction, you're not! Run! Breezy: Judging by your eyes bugging out of your head... it worked? Rip Haywire: You have no idea how nice one chin looks on you!