Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, first they tell me you're dead, and now you're traipsing around in a crazy hat and weird facial hair. What's going on? Man: See those cats? They're like a feline NSA. Their collars are wired to listen in on everyone in town. They're agents of the nefarious cat lady! Spur's foreman found out and got snuffed. And now they're after me! I had to fake my death and adopt an awesome disguise! Breezy: A sombrero and fake mustache... Rip Haywire: My name is Skip Mayflower, and I'm the most dangerous saddle salesman in town!
Well, I guess it’s better than Carlos Danger. :0