Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2014

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Voice: How cool is it that starlight had a dance in your honor, Rip! Voice 2: Well, I did save everyone from spontaneous cellulite combustion. Voice 3: The lights! Did someone accidentally leave the clapper on? Rip Haywire: The Cat Lady! Cobra Carson: I told you I'd find you. Haywire. Spur: Rip, I'm sorry, we tossed you under the bus. She threatened to tell all of our vile, repugnant and sleazy secrets if we didn't hand you over... So naturally, we tossed you under the bus. Rip Haywire: Naturally.