Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: We've got to help Maddog, Cobra! I managed to get us a charter flight to Burma! Cobra Carson: The old blood diamond commuter flight! Where's your little Redheaded pilot squeeze? Rip Haywire: BEATS ME! I was too concerned for Maddog Ironguts to think of anything else. Besides, I'm sure she has better things to do than come on this mission with us. Cobra Carson: Rip, you might know a lot about danger, but you know squat about females.
Everything Rip knows, he learned from Tarzan.