Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2014

Transcript:

Man 1: Well, good night, judge. It was fun drinking and conspiring with you. Man 2: Ah yes. You too, Sheriff. By the way... we can't really hang that redhead for stealing some Bufferin. Man 1: No... she's going to hang for killing the judge. Man 2: Your call whatever. Wait, I'm the only judge in town!! GAAAAH! Man 1: You really shouldn't have sold me out on that land deal! Rip Haywire: Sheesh, no wonder small towns are dying out!