Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, are you hit? or did you just faint because a bullet got too close? Voice: They're over this way, Sheriff! Woman: Senor Sheriff! Look! A pack of angry wolves that smell like burritos! Flee! Flee like the cowards we are! Rip Haywire: If Breezy got shot because those wolves stayed for dessert, I'm going to go Liam Neeson!
Negative, keep Breezy. Let Cobra get her own strip. Besides, the Tiki said Rip would spend the rest of his life with Breezy.