Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I've got to save Breezy, for purely platonic reasons! TNT: You're lost, my little padawan. Rip Haywire: Women make soldiers of fortune into scrawny losers. If never lovin' again keeps me strong, so be it! <BANG!> <Ka-blood curdling shriek!> Rip Haywire: Breezy! Try to hold your blood in 'til I get there!
Nuthin’ like a, Ka-Blood Curdling Shriek, to make a man run to save his gal!