Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2014

Transcript:

Woman: Mr. Finkle, you and your neighborhood watch captured a pack of thieves. How'd you do it? Fred Finkle: Those punks learned what fear was tonight, Doll... every night in prison they'll wake up in a cold sweat screaming two words... Frank. Finkle. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a hungry-man home-style meatloaf, "Matlock" and a Pabst Blue Ribbon calling me... Rip Haywire: See, TNT? He's already sounding more like a man!