Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2014
October 23, 2014
October 25, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Mr. Finkle, you and your neighborhood watch captured a pack of thieves. How'd you do it? Fred Finkle: Those punks learned what fear was tonight, Doll... every night in prison they'll wake up in a cold sweat screaming two words... Frank. Finkle. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a hungry-man home-style meatloaf, "Matlock" and a Pabst Blue Ribbon calling me... Rip Haywire: See, TNT? He's already sounding more like a man!
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Finkle is a natural…fink. he must be related to the King of Id.
johnrussco about 10 years ago
What a piece of work Ka-Fink-le is. He is the kind that you love to slap (as a youth of course)
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
It’s the old legend-in-his-own-mind syndrome.
francisrossi about 10 years ago
Should have the Hungry Man Breakfast instead. One of the vilest things I’ve ever read about.
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Mmmmm…! Meatloaf…!
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Yeah… A man who thinks he’s Clint Eastwood.
mntim about 10 years ago
Shooting meatloaf. Hardly seems sporting.
lecrenb about 10 years ago
Rip’s work here is done… until more home repairs are needed…