Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 29, 2014
Transcript:
TNT: Let's face it, Rip, you've ruined our chances of hiding out in normal society! Rip Haywire: So I inadvertently sicced a gang of thugs on the neighborhood watch captain! So what? I'll buy him a fuddruckers gift card to square us! TNT: No time for that, Rip! Look! Goons sneaking into Finkle's house! Rip Haywire: Ok, at least poundin' goons will work up a good appetite for Fuddruckers!
Fuddruckers? Oh, please – Five Guys is much better, Rip! [end unsolicited plug]