Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So what's going on, Dad-- er, dutch? Dutch Haywire: About a year ago, your stepmother, Dr. Pain, vanished from her maximum-security prison cell. That's when I was called in to run things, locate you, and stop skull from growing back into the evil terror group you destroyed. This is beyond top-secret, Rip-boy Rip Haywire: Sure, sure, I've got a locked Twitter account.
I think Dutch looks like a cross between Ernest Hemingway and Clark Gable.