Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 08, 2014
Transcript:
TNT: I can't believe it! Cobra is making out with noted villain fake front! Yuck! Rip Haywire: She must be after his money! That's the only reason she makes out with anyone! Rodeo Jones: Good news, my dove, Haywire is dead... Cobra Carson: Wait, what? Did you see the body? Rodeo Jones: Well, no... Cobra Carson: Get in the cabin! Quick! TNT: Boy, does Cobra know you or what? Rip Haywire: She should! I learned everything I know from trying to survive our relationship!
Well, what do you know? Rip HAS learned something from his years with Cobra!