Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Cobra, don't move! You're in worse shape than the cable TV industry! Cobra Carson: Find... Rodeo Jones, Rip. That Villain fake front stashed him somewhere, all alone. If Rodeo doesn't have anyone to be a jerk to, he'll die! You gotta find him, Rip, if I ever meant anything to you... Rip Haywire: (Ka-sigh!) .. well, ok, but you can forget a dunkin' donuts gift card for Christmas... this is asking for a lot.
Dunkin Donuts is a failing business; getting a gift card is chancy to being valid.