Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2014

Transcript:

Rodeo Jones: Kidnapped and left for dead by a villain who wanted to impersonate me! This is what I get for being so awesome! Narrator: Cobra's boyfriend, kidnapped by a now-deceased villain, is starting to freak out! TNT: Rodeo has to be around here somewhere, Rip! I can smell the faint tang of slim Jims. Rodeo Jones: No... not Haywire... he can't be the one who saves me! Rip Haywire: Jones, are you in here? It's me, Rip! Rodeo Jones: No! I'm not in here! So leave and have somebody else come to find whoever this is yelling at you.