Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2014

Transcript:

Narrator: A grossly injured Cobra is visited by the Ghost of Christmas present! Spur: Howdy, Lamb child. Cobra Carson: Why can't I ever be visited by the ghost of Christmas schnapps? Look at them hover over you, watching every breath... praying it won't be your last. Spur: Well, of course they're doing that! I'm the center of their lives! Cobra Carson: Question, C.P... do you actually give our presents? 'cause I have a penchant for diamonds. Spur: Hmm. For a percentage, I could speak with Santa for you.