Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 11, 2015
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Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Rip Haywire: You again? Remind me again why I let your garlic keister live? Coover: That whooping' you gave me made me have second thoughts about seeing you again. Sadly, I am a sucker for ze money. Long face: Enough. Come here, boy, I want a look at you. Rip Haywire: Mom, are you all right? This crazy old goat didn't harm you- Woman: I'm fine, Rip. Rip Haywire: All right, Longface. Let's get this over with- Longbeard: I won't let you cheat me on my revenge. Put the Tiki back where my ancestors stole it, then I'll make your death as painful as I can. Rip Haywire: Looking' at you is painful enough-is being' ugly part of your master plan, too? Ok, Tangaroa, welcome back to your weird, goonies-style home.
Rip should just take Longbeard out or as pap used to say clean his clock.