Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2015
January 24, 2015
January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Rip Haywire: Make him take the tiki back, Coover, and then let's go spend some non-fools' gold! Coover: Get up, you pathetic loser! Now I am truly your better. Rip Haywire: Ugh- tell yourself all the lies you need to, Van! Someday you'll get yours, and somewhere I'll be laughing like the audience at a gallagher show! TNT: Gang way! Hero dog comin' through! Coover: AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Not even noxema can stop this burn.
Hopefully this guy is really dead this time… I appreciate that Rip never actually kills anyone himself (at least not where you can see it—except maybe on Sundays?) but in a way it’s boring sometimes. I mean, he IS a mercenary. Why have all those skills if you don’t use ’em?