Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2015
January 29, 2015
January 31, 2015
Transcript:
Dutch Haywire: Cobra, Rip, this is what I've awkwardly forced you together to do: If you can find and make a copy of a hard drive containing the names of all skull operatives, all charges against Cobra will be dropped. Cobra Carson: Jail would be terrible on my awesome figure! Rip Haywire: Mmm hmm. Tell me, at what point in this mission will I be double-crossed and left for dead? Cobra Carson: Oh, you silly, like you'd believe me anyway if I told you.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Please, Rip, you know the answer to that one: when she finds the gold Skull took from her. Jeez, Rip, what do you think?
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
I wonder how Breezy will deal with this one?
stuartj12 almost 10 years ago
First name on this list: Cobra
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
These two are so open with each other, I can’t imagine why they broke up.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
First convenient opportunity after she got a copy of the hard drive.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
I don’t think Breezy will like this.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Then again, maybe Breezy’s too busy worrying about where her mom is.
warjoski Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ah Cobra. The only woman dangerous enough for Rip.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
She has a point. Those prison stripes would make her look fat.
Ken in Ohio almost 10 years ago
Wait a minute – didn’t Rip get shot in the shoulder? Gee, he sure heals fast!
Fuddy Duddy almost 10 years ago
Rip, you fool! Do you seriously think there will be only ONE point where you’ll be double-crossed and left for dead? Cobra still turns your brain to mush, doesn’t she?
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Looks like the gloves, as well as the cuffs, are off…
racerxyz almost 10 years ago
Eh, I really would prefer that I felt differently, but I’d seriously consider just letting her rot in the klink.