Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2015
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: C'mon, Rip! We're exes on a dangerous mission! This is the last action you'll see before you become a boring family man. Rip Haywire: I won't become boring... babies and wives are the awesome sauce on the beefaroni that is Rip Haywire. Cobra Carson: That is totally something Breezy would've said... it's begining... itttttsssss begin... Rip Haywire: Stop it! La-la-LA-LA-
Cobra conveniently forgets she “married” Rip and thought of herself as RJ’s mother…