Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Voice 1: This is where the ghost compass led me to the tiki, Longbald. Voice 2: Excellent, now tell the tiki to open the pacific for us to get down there. Voice 3: That's right! I know about it's powers! Longbeard: Do it, or I kill you and you spend eternity as a pitiful cursed ghost like my dumb ancestors! What? You can't be happy for others? Rip Haywire: This ain't over yet, Longbranch, we're almost to where your pirate kin kept the loot. Rip Haywire: Got anything to say or are you just going to stand there lookin' like an idiot? Longbeard: Poop! I feel like scrooge McDuck.
What next, dive in, swim about, surface and spit out a few coins? (like he does at the opening of every show)