Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2015
March 11, 2015
March 13, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy thinks I'm a lousy soldir of fortune. TNT: I wouldn't say that... Fred: I would. That babe is right. Even Superman has a side job, Bub. Why? 'cuz saving the world pays worse than teaching, and has twice the expenses! Rip Haywire: I'm sorry, who are you and why are you in my house? TNT: Seriously, don't you have a pirate ship or something to be on? Fred: Very funny. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Brazil nut smoothie in the blender.
Does anyone else think Fred sounds like Gilbert Gottfried?