Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2015
March 29, 2015
March 31, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: It's about time you got here, guys. I'm going to need your help to find this treasure! TNT: Well, excuse us, we only had to climb a few miles straight up. Rip Haywire: You could've flown up here, Fred. Fred: Is it my fault I'm afraid of heights? TNT: Yes! You're a bird! Rip Haywire: This map says that to find the treasure, we'll have to enter a zone of batguano-crazy fear! Fred: I lived in a bat cave once, and not the cushy one built by that billionaire crime fighter. TNT: I'll do anything if this fat bird gets off my head!
A bird on the head is worth…well, in this case, not very much.