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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2015
April 12, 2015
April 14, 2015
Transcript:
Narrator: A magical feline totem is wreaking havoc on the town! The catpocalypse begins! Rip Haywire: Spur, what'd you do? Spur: This was not my fault, Rip! It says here on the back: abusing this idol's power will open a portal to cat hell. Rip Haywire: Spur, I'm pretty sure that portal has opened! Spur: Well, I'd say magically gaining financial control of Walmart and Time-Warner is hardly "abusing" the thing's power, Rip.
I got an idea, perhaps the portal will close if you give the Mal-Fart employees a huge raise.. Say, $15 an hour.