Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I need to get ready for work... I hope I can get used to the reduced danger and havoc of firefighting! Breezy: Rip, if charging into burning buildings is too tame for you, we'll find something! ...me and Luther are all in when it comes to Rip Haywire. Rip Haywire: Luther? Breezy: I'm trying out baby names... remember we listed to Luther Vandrosss in Vegas after we got hitched? Rip Haywire: Even if it's spelled differently. I can't name my son after a supervillain played by Gene Hackman!
Philistine. Being named after Gene Hackman, even if just one of the many characters he portrayed, ought to be an honour. Hang thine head in shame, Haywire.