Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 07, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So, if I go back in time to save the world, won't I bump into myself? Woman: No, you'll just exit this timeline and move yourself back! As when you forget to save a game on your PS4, everything will be lost to you. You'll have to start over! Rip Haywire: My marriage and upcoming dividened... Erased? Woman: Yes, child, but that doesn't mean that love lightning can't strike twice! Rip Haywire: YIPE! So this is less like "Back To The Future" and more like a tragic "It's A Wonderful Life". Woman: Enough with the movie references! Get going!
If Breezy’s gone I’m gone. I can’t stand Cobra.