Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2015

Transcript:

Breezy: Good news, Rip! I found a town just down the mountain! Maybe I can get medicine for your injuries there! Rip Haywire: A gallon of Jim Beam and a bag of leeches are the only medicine I need! Breezy: But we are stranded in the middle of who-knows-where... I could be walking into a badger's nest of trouble. For all we know! You're not going to talk me out of this? Rip Haywire: Why would I do that? This is your chance to have some fun! Hold on, Breezy, maybe going into a strange town on your own isn't the best idea. I'm coming too! Breezy: But you're disgustingly injured! Rip Haywire: Tough! I'm coming with you.... end of discussion. If there's a Taco Bell... bring me back a Gordita. Later Rip Haywire: With Breezy gone into town, I'm on my own! I can finally eat those cool ranch Funyuns I was hiding! It feels like forever since I've had some time to myself! I can finally bask in the glory of being a man! Please tell me there's more to it than this. Later! Rip Haywire: Ok, that's it, Breezy has to be in trouble. Bad leg or no bad leg, it's time to get moving!