Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2015

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Rip Haywire: Sheriff, I'm looking for a friend. I think she may have been kidnapped. Sheriff: I wouldn't doubt it, Pard... these islands are covered with the worst pirate vermin around... it's in all our island travel brochures. Rip Haywire: Any thoughts on where to start looking? Sheriff: There's one person who knows everything about pirate doings, but she's locked up in the hoosegow... a pirate queen who calls herself THE COBRA. Rip Haywire: The Cobra! We know each other from an alternate universe that I had to shut... I mean, I think I went to high school with Cobra